Log4j

LOG4J HAS OFFICIALLY RUINED MY FUCKING WEEKEND. THEY HAD TO REVEAL THIS EXPLOIT ON THE FRIDAY NIGHT THAT I WAS ON-CALL. THEY COULD NOT WAIT 2 FUCKING DAYS BEFORE THEY GREW A THICK GIRTHY CONSCIENCE AND FUCKED ME WITH IT? ALSO WHAT IS THEIR FUCKING DAMAGE WITH THIS LOGGING PACKAGE BEING A DAY-0 EXPLOIT? WHY IS A LOGGING PACKAGE DOING ANYTHING BESIDES. SIMPLY. LOGGING. THE. FUCKING. STRING? YOU DICKS HAD ONE JOB. NO THEY HAD TO MAKE IT SO IT COULD EXECUTE ARBITRARILY FORMATTED STRINGS OF CODE OF COURSE!!!!!! FUCK LOGGING. FUCK JAVA. AND FUCK THAT MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE THIS WAS DISCOVERED.