Make me laugh with your worst job interview experiences, because I just had a doozy.

I am just applying for jobs almost a year after being laid off from my dream job (the company massively downsized). I haven't interviewed in a while and just had a real howler of an interview, in part

I am just applying for jobs almost a year after being laid off from my dream job (the company massively downsized). I haven't interviewed in a while and just had a real howler of an interview, in part because the job is 3 job roles crammed into one (among other things), and the company is already heavily adopting AI to replace people (thus the 3 jobs in one scenario). I need some humorous stories about bad job interviews to cleanse my palate after my interview shit show.